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Piranhas

A group of 3 bitches or more, unsatisfied with their sexual life, that go out to a restaurant and just wait for the waiter to make the slightest, simplest mistake to devour him alive. The members of the group consist of the bitchy piranha, the bitchiest piranha, and the nice piranha who is willing to let you live.
PS. any attempt to appeal the bitchy piranhas will result in a catastrophic event, so for your safety and the sake of your tips, try to appeal to the nice piranha only.
Damn! i have a group of piranhas on table 21 that is taking most of my time.
by Pinche_patillas October 21, 2010
mugGet the Piranhasmug.

Piranha

A Brazilian depreciating word that means bitch, whore, harlot... Whatever It's just a bitch trying to get your man. Keep your eyes on her ¬.¬
Aquela piranha tá tentando roubar o meu homem.
(That bitch it's trying to get my man)
by B_B_P June 27, 2015
mugGet the Piranhamug.

piranha

A voracious, predatory, highly competitive, ruthless, alpha male/female.
Often misspelt Pirhana
From the 'Apprentice'. One contestant observing the fish swimming at the London Aquarium, mused to a finalist'They're piranhas? But they look so friendly' You haven't seen their teeth' the finalist replies wearily. After 12 weeks in pursuit of the coveted job,he was covered in the nasty bite marks of his fellow contestants.
by Henley December 29, 2008
mugGet the piranhamug.

Piranha

noun: Any wrestling or grappling technique (esp from Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu) that presses a body part or the ground against your mouth - sometimes yielding imprints of your teeth on the inside of your lips/gums or teeth marks on your opponents arms/legs.
No piranha moves today - I forgot my mouth guard!
by Yet another victim July 15, 2011
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Piranha

A woman that fights or grapples (especially a practitioner of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu) that is known for being very fast and vicious.
She's a really sweet girl until we get in the octagon - then she becomes a piranha!
by JennySea August 5, 2011
mugGet the Piranhamug.

Piranha

adj: A determined, sneaky and fast opponent that is very hard to get rid of once they acquire their target.
That guy's a piranha if you have to fight him - he'll beat you down no matter how long it takes.
by Bill Just Bill July 5, 2011
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Piranha

A piranha ate my couch.
by Kingfurby77 December 30, 2016
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