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Piranhas 

A group of 3 bitches or more, unsatisfied with their sexual life, that go out to a restaurant and just wait for the waiter to make the slightest, simplest mistake to devour him alive. The members of the group consist of the bitchy piranha, the bitchiest piranha, and the nice piranha who is willing to let you live.
PS. any attempt to appeal the bitchy piranhas will result in a catastrophic event, so for your safety and the sake of your tips, try to appeal to the nice piranha only.
Damn! i have a group of piranhas on table 21 that is taking most of my time.
Piranhas by Pinche_patillas October 21, 2010
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guess it fought piranhas 

to dissapear entirely or to be seemingly removed from existance.
ex.

dude did you see my ipod
nope, guess it fought piranhas
Guys official action sports personal care products
Piranha X shampoo, body wash and hair fixatives.
www.piranha-x.com
Piranha X by RosieMax January 14, 2012

piranha boyyyy 

Piranha boyyyy is a nigger
piranha boyyyy by Taylordboss956 April 16, 2019

piranha jaw 

Person having a piranha like jaw.
Damn son, she got one bad ass piranha jaw, could break concrete with that!
piranha jaw by Oliver V. February 28, 2009

Piranha Plant 

the best addition in super smash brothers history, announced november 1st it lead to large controversy but a following as well. im part of the following.
Dude the fucking Piranha Plant from Mario got into Smash.

the raging piranha 

When a guy eats a girl out, and then starts biting aggressively. He then begins to tear and rip apart the girl's vagina, spitting the pieces out and going in for more. This is a very dangerous and painful taboo.
"John was giving great oral last night, until he started doing the raging piranha," said Jenny.
"Ouch, your pussy has to be destroyed," said Lindsie.
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