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make that pipe whistle 

A professional smoker! Someone that can make that pipe whistle!
“That man can “make that pipe whistle!”

put that in your pipe and smoke it 

Means to tell the person you are engaged in conversation with to ponder that.
" Well trust me, I know your siter is a tramp, so why dont you put that in your pipe and smoke it"

put that in your pipe and smoke it 

It is a command which compels the person it is directed towards to not respond to my last comment for it has settled the dispute
"Look, you can say what you want about me, but your girlfriend is a whore, that's why the whole hood banged her, now put that in your pipe and smoke it."

put that in your pipe and smoke it 

"Please contemplate my arguments against your delusions."
"I do not contest the idea that free trade stimulates economic growth. But such growth may be short term for the nation with higher per capita income as rising unemployment, due to displaced workers, lessens demand on goods and services. Have you also considered the policies of the trading partner? We don't want to exacerbate child labor or global emissions of toxic chemicals do we? Put that in your pipe and smoke it."

Stick That In Your Pipe And Smoke It 

To show that you won an argument without having any troubles.
You know, if we let this eco-shit go to our heads, our lives will get worse. I mean, they're trying to prevent us from living comfortable lives. I know you can't survive a scorching summer without your fancy air conditioner. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it 

1)A saying used to shut people with loud mouths up
2)To stick pot in your pipe and smoke it
Hey, stick that in your pipe and smoke it!!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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