PITAS 

Acronym for "Pain In The Ass Syndrome".

-Hey Kelly! could you tell your brother to quit it, he's being such an A-hole! -Sorry, Steph! but I hate to tell you he's got PITAS! The jerk can't really help it!

PITAS by Cybercass November 10, 2009

PITA fee 

A pricing markup factor used when preparing price quotes, job estimates, or work proposals for prospects you forsee as Pain in the Ass clients.

This fee is charged so that you can mentally tolerate the bullshit you must endure.

Can be a hidden or actual line item on the submitted job estimate. If used, disguise as "Management fee."

Use when prospects try to lowball you, who are over inquisitive about your business, who are control freaks, who have short tempers, who fail to respond in timely manner, who come ill prepared, who are always late, who are high maintenance, or other characteristics that make it difficult for you to conduct orderly business.

Our standard PITA factor is 10%. But this guy seems like an ass. Let's bump up the PITA fee by 15%.

This buyer came 2 hours late and is making us drive her dog to the dog hotel before the contract signing? I'm sick and tired of his bullshit! Fuck dat, we gotta add 30% PITA or we're not taking this job!

PITA fee by spicy lengua July 23, 2009

penile picasso 

One who is incredibly gifted in the handling of either their own or someone else's penis.

"As Michaelangelo worked with clay, and DaVinci with oil, Beth is a true artist with the cock. She my friend, is a penile picasso."

penile picasso by theunknownone September 25, 2005

Penrith Picasso 

Embarrassing vomit on Public Transport. Usually into a bag as to not draw attention

Wow, check out Adam...Just did the Penrith Picasso.
At least he has a plastic bag.

Penrith Picasso by chesterzoe March 23, 2010

Pitavs

It’s a really cool mutual you can get on Tiktok and Twitter she never miss

“Hey are you mutuals with pitavs on Tiktok?”
“Yeah!”
“You are cool”

Pitavs by Okay_ilove August 27, 2021

Oscar Piastri 

Trust me this guy is gonna be big and famous 1 day and just know I was here first!

Person 1: Cant believe the 2026 championship was won by Piastri.
Person 2: Yes its amazing, Oscar Piastri the goat!

Oscar Piastri by BruhXDRoflLMAOLOL June 15, 2022

pita

1) Acronym for Pain In The Ass, a major annoyance.
2) Flat bread of Mediterranean origin, eaten as is or filled with small pieces of roasted meat, veggies, condiments, etc.

1) Reinstalling everything after a virus was a true PITA.
2) Greek-style pita is round and thickish, while Cypriot-style pita is elongated and thin.

pita by The Eternal Grunt April 27, 2004