PISSOR

Human objecs in the middle anatomically that sprays a heap of UREA via PEENAL canal and also at the top anatomically that sprays I (EYE) DE (DEE) AS (AHS) anywhere via the oral canal.

Nobody really knows why we always have to use our PISSOR ultimately to survive at the top BUTT we are catching on more as we think about our PEENAL CANAL ASSHOLE.

PISSOR by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021

pissarhea 

a combination of piss and diarhea, when drinking after you break the seal you have to piss every 5 minutes this is called pissarhea

At my friends bachelor party I chugged a pitcher of beer and the rest of the night I kept running to the bathroom with pissarhea.

pissarhea by Michael_Hunt May 26, 2008

Pissoffery 

Circumstances resulting from one entity's perceived arrogance/douchebaggery with inflammatory effects on bystanders.

Blowing up the Middle East wouldn't be difficult if it weren't for the international pissoffery that would ensue.

Pissoffery by Insane People of WM April 22, 2010

Pisstracted 

When a person desperately needs to go to the bathroom and all they can think about is taking a piss.

Dan was in a maths test but he couldn't think about the questions because he needed a piss. He failed because he was pisstracted.

Pisstracted by HurrDurr12 November 27, 2012

bogus pisson 

Very similar to a peon; some bungsnoipe who is regarded as a nobody -- usually at their place of employ, but in this case the bogus pisson can be at other locations too such as at bars, nightclubs, dance halls, etc.

This phrase came into existance from the Anthrax album "Among the Living" that was released in 1987; specifically in the song "Imitation of Life".

How many times have you heard this today?
Some bogus pisson saying 'Let's do lunch babe!'
For them this bullshit, it's their whole life;
Cut through the bullshit with a knife!

bogus pisson by Telephony December 19, 2011

pisscrastinate 

when you really gotta piss, but youre too lazy to get up or stop what you are doing.

While drinking beer in a recording studio, I typically pisscrastinate until my bladder explodes...but at least I get my work done. :)

pisscrastinate by Tightness Records October 15, 2011

The Struggle Pisser 

Usually a senior citizen who struggles vehemently to expel a few drops of urine due to his inflamed prostate. The struggle pisser exerts so much energy that it causes perspiration and appears as if the person has just engaged in a marathon. so exasberated by the activity, the struggle pisser needs to lean against the wall to regain composure. It is not uncommon for the struggle pisser to flatulate as a result of the force required.

Bill: "Howie! Are you having a heart attack or giving birth to a 5 year old? You are beat red!!!"

Howie: "Nah, my prostate is inflamed and I had to force out my pee."

Bill: "WOW! You really are The Struggle Pisser!"

The Struggle Pisser by Jmpjvewal March 18, 2008