Pissors

Large fleshy scissors. Made out of a penis cut in half. Usually bloody.

I used my black pissors to cut up my wrists.

by P-Dog Hilton May 23, 2009

smash pissers

to smash pissers means to have sex.

hey, do you wanna go smash pissers?

by i love boobs February 6, 2007

Mashing Pissers

An alternate way of describing sexual intercourse.

Friend 1: Hey, why hasn't Owen gotten here yet?
Friend 2: Beats me. He's probably mashing pissers with his girl right now.
Friend 1: Wow, he's so cool!

by Oalder February 26, 2021

Smashing Pissers

The act of forcefully uniting areas capable of sexual activity that coincidentally are used for urinary purposes.

Example 1: Adam, Jenna, Lauren, Genna and Lynne all smashed pissers after the bar on Saturday night

Example 2: Lynne, Jenna and Lauren are headed to Cape Breton to smash pissers.

Example 3: Adam was smashing pissers with a female friend in Mulgrave when his mother walked in.

by Lauren'o'porno January 8, 2012

Rub Pissers

To have sex

Verna: Sweet party Mike!

Mike: Thanks, wanna go rub pissers?

Verna: You have no tact...

by Oaksey January 25, 2011

smash pissers

To have sex.

"you two smash pissers today?"

or

"i missed the bus cause we were smashing our pissers."

by Jossling J man February 6, 2010

Pissosity

The general state of being pissed-off, or events getting pissy.

I am so fed up with the pissosity of people in this town!

by Jaqd July 24, 2011