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piece of patch 

A phrase usually uttered by men, meaning "To get laid."
The "patch" refers to a woman's pubes.
As said by John Travolta's character in The General's Daughter: "Risking it all for a piece of patch."

Piece of cake(Mak) 

This is the signature move of John Mak. Everytime he gives us tons of homework, he says piece of cake to make us feel worse. People who don't know what this means might get confused, for they might think John Mak is giving out cakes.
Student A: Today no homework?
John Mak: Today's homework is Chapter 1 Q10-30.

Student B, C, D, E, F, G, H: WHAT?!?
John Mak: Piece of cake.

Piece of cake(Mak)
Piece of cake(Mak) by JohnMakFan November 12, 2020

Piece of ScHmITt

Any kind of plagiarized writing by persons of power. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt. A Piece of ScHmITt can be distinguished from other forms of plagiarism by the author’s reliance on political or other means of control to circumvent standards and avoid being held accountable once their fraud is exposed.
Dude 1: Have recently found out that our head of department plagiarized my father’s writing.
Dude 2: Sure, but it’s a Piece of ScHmITt, so there’s nothing you can do about it.

piece of shit dad 

A man that fathers a child but refuses to help raise the child. One who does not pay child support or put his child first. Also known for not spending time with the child but complains to everyone the mother will not allow it. One who trades quality time with his children for a homewrecking whore.

piece of shit 

(Noun - Person)

A person who makes completely self-absorbed bad decisions that result in very bad personal consequences and personal failure with little payback to the individual making the decisions. This type of person typically does really bad, self-destructive things purely as a means of getting attention. Activities usually involve doing something very mean to someone else for attention. Often suffers from low self-esteem and can be also defined as a loser.
This piece of shit recorded a YouTube of himself licking ice cream and putting in back on the shelf.
piece of shit by John9999 July 10, 2019

Piece of shit 

A person who thinks only of the self and not the feelings of others
Dang that Cart Hartman kid is a “piece of shit”
Piece of shit by Subside April 26, 2019
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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