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Someone you know phuted you by sending you a pizza thereby making you think that they have stolen your identity and/or are trying to kill your children by exploiting their allergies.
Your ex-wife phuted a Pizza Hut Manager thereby ruining your marriage.
Your ex-wife phuted a Pizza Hut Manager thereby ruining your marriage.
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phuqeulogy
A type of poem delivered at the funeral of a douchebag, to lament his or her useless, counter-productive, pointless, or otherwise worthless life.
It is usually spoken by a person with intimate knowledge of the deceased douchebag's life and times, yet no sympathy for the d-bag's fate.
Borrowed from the greek word 'eulogy', meaning literally 'good words': this is an modern adaptation of the term, first heard on the awesome Bugle podcast on May 6th 2011.
It is usually spoken by a person with intimate knowledge of the deceased douchebag's life and times, yet no sympathy for the d-bag's fate.
Borrowed from the greek word 'eulogy', meaning literally 'good words': this is an modern adaptation of the term, first heard on the awesome Bugle podcast on May 6th 2011.
Oliver: This episode is not so much a tribute to Osama Bin Laden, as it is a phuqeulogy ("fuck-you-lo-gee") to the big man.
Andy: (guffaws)
George: Get 'er done! (sips beer)
Barry: Mission Accomplished... (pretends to blow gun-smoke off his fingers before holstering them in the presidential pocket)
Andy: (guffaws)
Andy: (guffaws)
George: Get 'er done! (sips beer)
Barry: Mission Accomplished... (pretends to blow gun-smoke off his fingers before holstering them in the presidential pocket)
Andy: (guffaws)
phuqeulogy by M1LRTYM June 1, 2011
Phuqeldat
The man stood ready to fight the scrawny young man. Then he saw the monster that stood behind him. " Phuqeldat " he said as he turned and raced away.
Phuqeldat by The Infamous Icky-Ray April 24, 2017