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When someone screws you over in some way using Pizza Hut.
Someone you know phuted you by sending you a pizza thereby making you think that they have stolen your identity and/or are trying to kill your children by exploiting their allergies.

Your ex-wife phuted a Pizza Hut Manager thereby ruining your marriage.
phuted by ZubaZ August 28, 2013
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Phuxed phixed phuqed phuted
a fixed gear bike crew from orange, ca.
known as tpc-the phixed crew. or just phixed, phixsters, phixies, etc.
known to ride fast and be down for their shit.
known to wear the letter p on their clothing such as a pirates hat.
they throw up their hood by creating a p with their hand.
they are not a gang nor a writing crew but are a crew of homies who just wanna ride their bikes. fast.
Damn. Those phixed mother fuckers are crazy!
phixed by jonathan casenda June 8, 2009
Yet another variation of the word "fuck". Also a pretty darn cool web site.
You got a phuqed up nick.
phuqed by Anonymous October 14, 2003

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026