Penis poo

The poo smeared onto the penis after anal sexing.

So dude, I pulled out after poking her fart box and there was penis poo residue all over me member. So naturally I had her lick it off.

by JewyMcJewJew777 October 29, 2015

penis poo

Going anal without a condom.

Dude, wear a condom.

by sukebe January 27, 2004

Penis Poo

Poo that comes out of your penis.

I went to take a poo...then something went terribly wrong and Penis Poo happened.

by AyyJ March 6, 2009

penis poo

Someone in possession of remarkably unpleasant qualities. Someone who you wish to smack repeatedly.

Bleh, he's such a penis poo. He wore high-nylon-content plaid and drank from urinals.

by Steph January 25, 2004

Poo Penis

When you take a dump and poop out a rock hard turd which makes you feel like you've been bummed.

Dave: "I just took a shit and feel like I was raped by a poo penis"
Steve: "Did it flush?"

by playslikebuttah July 24, 2018

Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis

Something to say if you are feeling a little mischievous

"Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis"
"That is the funniest thing I've ever fucking heard"

by SillySausage42 August 30, 2022

penis pooper

This word refers to when one guy gets his dick stuck in another guys ass. Then the second guy has to poop the other guys dick out using his own poop as lubricant. (diarrhea works best)

Guy 1: "So Dale and I were doing it the other night, when all of a sudden, I can't pull it out. I went to reach for some lube, but that asshole shits everywhere on my cock and nads. I mean, I was able to get it out, but....seriously."

Guy 2: "Wow...what a penis pooper."

by Jan Cathy February 13, 2010