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Penis poo 

The poo smeared onto the penis after anal sexing.
So dude, I pulled out after poking her fart box and there was penis poo residue all over me member. So naturally I had her lick it off.
Penis poo by JewyMcJewJew777 October 29, 2015
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penis poo 

penis poo by sukebe January 27, 2004

Penis Poo 

Poo that comes out of your penis.
I went to take a poo...then something went terribly wrong and Penis Poo happened.
Penis Poo by AyyJ March 6, 2009

penis poo 

Someone in possession of remarkably unpleasant qualities. Someone who you wish to smack repeatedly.
Bleh, he's such a penis poo. He wore high-nylon-content plaid and drank from urinals.
penis poo by Steph January 25, 2004

Poo Penis 

When you take a dump and poop out a rock hard turd which makes you feel like you've been bummed.
Dave: "I just took a shit and feel like I was raped by a poo penis"
Steve: "Did it flush?"
Poo Penis by playslikebuttah July 24, 2018

Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis 

Something to say if you are feeling a little mischievous
"Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis"
"That is the funniest thing I've ever fucking heard"

penis pooper 

This word refers to when one guy gets his dick stuck in another guys ass. Then the second guy has to poop the other guys dick out using his own poop as lubricant. (diarrhea works best)
Guy 1: "So Dale and I were doing it the other night, when all of a sudden, I can't pull it out. I went to reach for some lube, but that asshole shits everywhere on my cock and nads. I mean, I was able to get it out, but....seriously."

Guy 2: "Wow...what a penis pooper."
penis pooper by Jan Cathy February 13, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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