penis bear 

The term "penis bear" originated in southern Ireland, where bears would roam the streets at night and stick their penis through the holes in the walls of wooden houses, scaring children. When the head of the household would see a penis bear's dick come through the wall of his house, he would ring a special bell that signalled "penis bear" to the neighborhood.

"Quick Ellen, get the boiling water, there's a PENIS BEAR outside!"

penis bear by danielle flesher November 9, 2007

PENIS BEAR 

Penis bear is a very insulting term used against old people. How ever if you know the old person, penis bear can be an endearing term.

You can insult your grandparents or you can insult old people on the street. For example if you see an old person walking down the street you can say "Hey Penis Bear! shouldn't you be dead by now???" Or "Hey penis bear you are older than dirt"!!! By saying penis bear the elder understands that you are talking to them. However if you know the elder you can use it as an endearing term. For example you can say "Hey Penis Bear how you been?" or "I love you so much my shriveled up old penis bear"

PENIS BEAR by Joseph Ray July 23, 2007

Dead bear penis 

This is a highly complex sex position where the woman is giving a blowjob and right as you're about to blow your load all over her face you take your penis out of hee mouth and cock slap the shit out of her and then cumming all over the slap mark. Thus giving you the feeling you get when you get a dead leg except in your penis.

Lois was giving me the best blowjob so I just had to pull a dead bear penis.

Dead bear penis by Not my real name September 20, 2015

Rawr Bear Penis 

Is a lifestyle movement created by memebers of the Florida heavy metal band Pre-emptive Strike. It's associated with the having of fun doing absolutly anything. Also, it's generally associated with raukus behavior, crude jokes, drinking, complete randomness, not caring what others think and generally having fun with everything and everyone. People involved in this movement will received nicknames based upon a funny incident in which they are assigned a random name. People may also recieve alter ego which they can spend the day under. It is said that the movement creates positive feelings and inner peace through having fun.

S.U.T.S: "Do you have your puppets?"
Pony: "of course, that's excactly what this bar needs, is a puppet show"
S.U.T.S "if you think it would work"
Pony: "Rawr bear penis"
S.U.T.S: "waist hugs?"

Rawr Bear Penis by Jean-Pierre Cunnilingus January 15, 2010

Papa Bear penis 

It's where a man has above average penis.
Like for an example 7" long and 4" in with or 9" and 3" or 8"3.5".
He really has a big papa bear

He really has a papa bear penis

Papa Bear penis by Mr good advice April 6, 2023

penis bearer 

Term used by women as a generic reference in place of "a man" or "a guy." Used primarily in the context of tasks requiring particular masculine qualities, such as strength, or when alluding to generalized masculine stereotypes of behavior or attitude.

"How are we going to get all these boxes moved?" "Oh, I'm sure we can find a penis bearer to do it for us."

"You know once we get this all set up, some penis bearer is just going to tell us we did it all wrong."

penis bearer by elea26 August 14, 2008

Penis Beard 

Having enough penises in face to be beard-like.

i.e. that pornstar has a three dick penis beard.

Penis Beard by Dick Beard Getgutenschtond December 16, 2011