PDFing 

verb: The act of turning a document into a PDF. Thereby describing that a document is completed and ready for others to view and be damned if anyone wants to edit or change it.

"My reports are ready for PDFing. Get them done! Now!"
If this document isn't ready for PDFing by this afternoon, no donuts for anyone. Get it!
Just as he finished PDFing his document, he realised he had misused 'your' and 'you're'. He waited solemnly for the hounding and torment of the Grammar Nazis. His haste in PDFing would cost him dearly.

PDFing by burwd October 15, 2013

Pofing 

(Verb)
Any activity or activities directly or seemingly related to the internet dating site Plenty of Fish (POF). This can include, but is not limited to, activities such as:
- browsing the website for single, unemployed mothers within a 40 kilometer radius of your postal code
- arranging dates with said users, then telling your roommates/family/girlfriend that you are going for a "drive"
- engaging in sexual relations with fellow pofers

Key terms:

Pofer - an individual who engages in any of the aforementioned or attributable pofing behaviours.

Pofing by Association - Sometimes a friend of yours who is an active pofer will ask you to accompany him/her on a pofing date, because their fellow pofer is bringing a friend. At this point, both you and the other friend are Pofing by Association.

Potential Pofer - Easy to pick out at a bar. They are generally the mildly to excessively overweight girl in a group of mid 3's (please see The 1 - 4 scale), drinking Old Milwaukee and mouthing the words to a Cindi Lauper song. Don't confuse the PP's availability as an invitation to approach her, as most PP's are uncomfortable making eye contact with someone they have not received a virtual gift from.

Pofing Without Borders - This is kind of like Doctors Without Borders, but instead of volunteering to provide urgent medical care in countries to victims of war and disaster, the pofer in question is crossing an international border to bang a total stranger they met on the internet.

Me: "Where's Brando... we were supposed to go to the gym 3 hours ago. Doesn't he know its national chest day at the gym and if we don't go before 5 there's gonna be 13 Bangladeshians on every Bench Press?"

Aleks: "I dont know dude...I saw him 6 hours ago and he said he had to go inspect the rear differential on his Jeep.....He's probably pofing."

Me: "Yeah...definitely pofing"

Me: "How's Uncle Richie doing? Haven't seen him in a while..."

Aleks: "He's good man...he's got a girlfriend now."

Me: "Right on, where did he meet her?"

Aleks "He originally informed me that their eyes met across a jazz bar in Arlington and it was love at first sight...but after some investigating I have confirmed that it was the result of finely tuned pofing"

Me: "really...I didnt know Uncle Richie poffed..."

Aleks: "yeah dude...Platinum Member"

Pofing by porneggs July 22, 2010

pfingsten 

Stems from the German word meaning one bad mofo, if you mess with this family you will be sleeping with the fishes.

"Dude what happened to that guy at the bar picking fights?"
"Some one pulled a Pfingsten on his ass"

pfingsten by Jesse Pfingsten April 26, 2008

pfingston 

an adjective for badass, to put it simply. or an extremely hardcore person.

"holy shit, i can't believe you just did that you're so pfingston."

pfingston by marueen August 5, 2008

PFing

Pussy Fart. Also known as quifing.

Man last night Dominique kept pfing on on Ashley D. Ashley thought it felt good. He ate it.

PFing by Ashelyy June 26, 2008

PDAing 

When two (or more) people are show Public Displays of Affection.

Example: A threesome in a hallway, butt stuff in the office cubical

There goes Josh and Amy PDAing in the office cubical

PDAing by pepeestink January 10, 2022