Pofing

(Verb)
Any activity or activities directly or seemingly related to the internet dating site Plenty of Fish (POF). This can include, but is not limited to, activities such as:
- browsing the website for single, unemployed mothers within a 40 kilometer radius of your postal code
- arranging dates with said users, then telling your roommates/family/girlfriend that you are going for a "drive"
- engaging in sexual relations with fellow pofers

Key terms:

Pofer - an individual who engages in any of the aforementioned or attributable pofing behaviours.

Pofing by Association - Sometimes a friend of yours who is an active pofer will ask you to accompany him/her on a pofing date, because their fellow pofer is bringing a friend. At this point, both you and the other friend are Pofing by Association.

Potential Pofer - Easy to pick out at a bar. They are generally the mildly to excessively overweight girl in a group of mid 3's (please see The 1 - 4 scale), drinking Old Milwaukee and mouthing the words to a Cindi Lauper song. Don't confuse the PP's availability as an invitation to approach her, as most PP's are uncomfortable making eye contact with someone they have not received a virtual gift from.

Pofing Without Borders - This is kind of like Doctors Without Borders, but instead of volunteering to provide urgent medical care in countries to victims of war and disaster, the pofer in question is crossing an international border to bang a total stranger they met on the internet.

Me: "Where's Brando... we were supposed to go to the gym 3 hours ago. Doesn't he know its national chest day at the gym and if we don't go before 5 there's gonna be 13 Bangladeshians on every Bench Press?"

Aleks: "I dont know dude...I saw him 6 hours ago and he said he had to go inspect the rear differential on his Jeep.....He's probably pofing."

Me: "Yeah...definitely pofing"

Me: "How's Uncle Richie doing? Haven't seen him in a while..."

Aleks: "He's good man...he's got a girlfriend now."

Me: "Right on, where did he meet her?"

Aleks "He originally informed me that their eyes met across a jazz bar in Arlington and it was love at first sight...but after some investigating I have confirmed that it was the result of finely tuned pofing"

Me: "really...I didnt know Uncle Richie poffed..."

Aleks: "yeah dude...Platinum Member"

by porneggs July 22, 2010

Junko posing

Junko posing is the language cosplayers use. It consists of hand signals that derive from movements Junko Enoshima from Danganronpa does. It may seem difficult to understand, but with time and practice, you may be able to master it.

Look! There's a wild cosplayer! I hope I am fluent enough in Junko Posing to be able to communicate with it.

by Ash Winters August 13, 2019

poking through the armor

Having a boner

Andy you are poking through the armor again

by OverTheCow November 22, 2016

t posing

Something people do to assert dominance.

Bob was t posing to assert his dominance to Joe.

by Dys😩 June 6, 2018

sock pooing

When someone is to scared or embarrassed to use a toilet in someone's house, they pull off a sock and do it in there, then throw in out of the window

I caught Ronnie sock pooing in my house, I got so angry I made him eat it, then me

by mitch00uk April 9, 2015

Poking the Purple Plum

To finger massage the male Prostate through the anus. Also referred to as Prostate Milking. Performed as a stand alone act or may be accompanied by the performance of fellatio.

While performing oral sex and slobbing on Carl's knob, his girl friend decided to enhance the experience and starting Poking the Purple Plum. Carl squirmed up until the second knuckle passed through his pucker knot thereafter, he enjoyed a good old fashioned milking of his prostate.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2015

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.

Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.

by mj_oblio September 12, 2005