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acronym for Piss On The Seat (pots) is a term used for people who can’t life and/or aim.
“What’s good P.O.T.S. (Pots)?”
my name is Ethan”
P.O.T.S. by green_cancerman February 21, 2026
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p.o.s.p.o.t.u.s. 

Our p.o.s.p.o.t.u.s. is taxing tanning salons.
p.o.s.p.o.t.u.s. by Bustedjaouted December 20, 2010

P.O.E.T.S. 

Used primarily in the Australian Construction Industry. Denotes an early finish on a Friday afternoon. Stands for "Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday."
Worker 1: "Got much on for this afternoon?"
Worker 2: "P.O.E.T.S. afternoon mate"
P.O.E.T.S. by drizzle872 October 21, 2011

S.P.O.R.T.S 

Acronym for Slap -Pull-Observe-Release-Tap-Shoot
Private- sgt my weapons jammed

Sgt- Remember your S.P.O.R.T.S
S.P.O.R.T.S by anonymous March 16, 2023
Police Officers Standards and Training. The real name for the police academy.
S.T.U.M.P. officer: "I just got out of P.O.S.T., so I know everything."
P.O.S.T. by California Cop January 3, 2008

P.O.O.S.T 

Polar Opposite Of Stereo Types
Somebody who is complete different from their steroypes.
Like for example an Asian who acts completely white.
Or a White guy who acts like a gangster
Or a Black guy who acts white
Guy 1"Dude that Asin so white! He's nothing like an steroytypical Asian."
Guy 2"Yeah what a twinkie."
Asian Poost "Hey I find that word offensive."
Guy 1" So what should we call you then?'
Asian Poost "P.O.O.S.T"

Another example
Guy 1 "God I hate that white kid who acts like a gangster wannabe."
Guy 2 "I know! He's such a P.O.O.S.T"
P.O.O.S.T by Zero0000 May 17, 2007

I.N.S.O.T.C.I.M.Y.P.O.T.D 

In The Store Over The Counter In My Pocket Out The Door
mike went I.N.S.O.T.C.I.M.Y.P.O.T.D for some robo
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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