P.E.T.H.

1) Abbreviation for the non-profit organization People for the Ethical Treatment of Hedgehog.

This organization was started in 2009 when many concerned people began to notice more and more Hedgehogs being mistreated, beaten, punted, tortured, and made fun of, a lot.

2)Slang term for a street drug made of many common household cleaning chemicals that "makes you totally retarded dude!"
Some biologists believe all Hedgehogs to be "born with a fucked up brain" which is why the drug name was taken as a spoof of the non-profit Hedgehog protection organization P.E.T.H.

Ex1:
Tommy:Hey is that a Hedgehog?!?

Angry Bob: Fuck Hedgehogs!!!

Tommy: No Bob!! Don't do it!

Angry Bob: *Punt*
(Hedgehog flies into a wall)

Tommy: That's it! I'm calling P.E.T.H. !!

Ex2:

Sam: Hey dude, what do you feel like doing tonight?

Eric: blaaaauuuuuuuhhhhh, uuuhhhhhhhhh, mmmmmuuuuhhh...........

Sam: Goddammit! Have you been smoking PETH again?!?

by King Monty January 5, 2010

M.W.G.H.F.E.P.G.T.H.

An acronym meaning “men who get hard from eating pussy go to heaven”

“I’m seeing this new guy, he might be a keeper.”
“How do you know? “
“ Men who get hard from eating pussy go to heaven”
“And that’s on PERIODT!”
“He saw the M.W.G.H.F.E.P.G.T.H. in my Tinder bio and it was love at first swipe.”

by inkess January 22, 2020

i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m

“ i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m” this means I don’t know how to tell you this but you are the best person I ever met.

If someone ever said something like hey try to read this “ i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m” well now you know.

by Dontplayb February 27, 2021

h y p e r n u t

When you haven't beaten your meat for over 24 hours and you need to nut so you beat it so fast that your nut goes at the speed of light

I just H Y P E R N U T all over my hair.

by hamstring puller November 14, 2016

T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U.

The Most Powerful Human Being in the Entire Universe

Spencer and Sam have really been working hard to be T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U. I hear they do a crossfit workout 3 times a day.

by CFDC Rocks March 3, 2009

M.E.D.Z.A.R.P.T.H.

An incurable STD that is like a blue waffle times 1000 that causes your genitalia to turn black, seep, farm boils, and eventually fall off. It lives troglos underpants and is both airborne and fatal.

I know may people who have died of M.E.D.Z.A.R.P.T.H.

by vv.12.12.c| December 7, 2011

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.

stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”

you look so good today ”o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”

by anonymous September 20, 2021