P.E tent 

The act of getting an erection whilst in your underwear in the male P.E changing rooms at school; and getting caught in the act.

"Fuckin' hell lads, Dave's pitching a P.E tent! What a fag"
and
"HAHA he's got a P.E tent, gay boy, gay boy!"

P.E tent by 0h5h1t February 15, 2009

Petent

A pet owner

I'll never be a parent but I'll be a petent any day

Petent by Thenewapocalypse August 10, 2017

petential 

Da degree of suitability for a household companion dat a particular living creature would likely be.

Da kid who "wants a hippopotamus for Christmas" should consider da "petential" for said huge lumbering herbivore in TWO different aspects --- first, whether he would truly want dat big or heavy an animal around all da time, and second, whether said behemoth would actually wanna be "PETted" to any degree --- they're wild animals who have a tendency to spook easily and be aggressive. So perhaps a somewhat-smaller and less-unpredictable mammal would be better suited for said young four-footed-friend lover, like maybe a goat or donkey.

petential by QuacksO July 12, 2025