The 2 P's 

Pregnant and prison. Used to succinctly describe the future of your booty call's hopeless children.

After an hour of listening to his fuck buddy give him shit about his desire to go back to school, Jason turned to her and said, "Bitch, with that kind of attitude your lil girl and boy are going to grow up representing the 2 P's - pregnant and prison!"

The 2 P's by ThyRoid Rage December 11, 2010

N 2 da P 

Safe abbreviation for NiggaPlease

Did you see what she was wearing? N 2 da P, girl!

N 2 da P by Asphyxia 8 September 8, 2005

P To The 2

The most crashiest people in west mids s2 has less people but the realest out there P(side) the most active gang in the ws post code they have scored many points on ocb and yt because they are the bummiest in the ws post code

OCB bum boy: where you from g
Pside man: Im from the p fam and what
OCB bum boy: Nah my bad didn't know who you were sorry it will never happen again I don't wanna see God too soon.

Yt bum boy: G what you doing on my block state your ends fam.
S2 realests: I'm from the two nigga what?
Yt bum boy: The two.... my bad I will never talk in my life again I don't want to be like bazz. Im an ignorant nerd like Nkosi (battyman Lz) and Melvin Bolingo.

P to the 2 means the worlds best

P To The 2 by Rambo Mustafa January 11, 2022

P.I.F.2.E. 

Poop Is Fun To Eat

Robell said, " P.I.F.2.E."

P.I.F.2.E. by Broderick November 14, 2003

`/1.2,3m4n5b6v7c8x9z0'-;=lqkwjehrgtfydusiao\p][ 

When you are bored and are on urban dictionary trying to find a keyboard combo that no one has done yet so you type on the keyboard starting from the top left then bottom right `/1.2,3m4n5b6v7c8x9z0'-;=lqkwjehrgtfydusiao\p][

Boy- I finally finished my zoom class
Girl= Hey boy look at this definition on the Urban Dictionary
Boy- I'm so bored I'll make my own definition
Girl- Oh no what are you gonna do
Boy- I'm gonna `/1.2,3m4n5b6v7c8x9z0'-;=lqkwjehrgtfydusiao\p][
Girl-Oh no

`/1.2,3m4n5b6v7c8x9z0'-;=lqkwjehrgtfydusiao\p][ by TheFatDenominator December 18, 2020

s.y.s.a.t.j.g.m.o.10.1.2.3.g.i.g.y.p 

See you sexy and them jeans got me on 10 1 2 3 girl I got you pinned

It always wyd and never S.Y.S.A.T.J.G.M.O.10.1.2.3.G.I.G.Y.P

s.y.s.a.t.j.g.m.o.10.1.2.3.g.i.g.y.p by Ztun zeed June 10, 2021

esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl 

This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,

Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl by hytredfghjkllo June 6, 2023