P.N.D. Is and acronym for “Post Nut Depression”. P.N.D. occurs when one has overwhelming regret towards a sexual experience, and eventually begins to question life.
After Jimmy fucked a goat he was struck with severe P.N.D. ;primarily because he found out it was a male goat.
(pee-en-PEE) verb. abbreviation for party and play as relating to homosexual men engaging in sexual acts while high on methamphatimine (see p and p and crystal dick)
Tod: "Hey Tim. What are you doing this weekend?"
Tim: "I was invited to Tad's."
Tod: "Oh, that's right! Ted told me he got a teener.
Tim: "Yeah! Now I'll get laid."
Tod: "So, you guys are gonna p n' p huh?"
Tim: "I hope so."
Slang. Pussy neversleeps. It’s when woman texts you while you’re sleeping and you don’t answer.
A guy tells his friends a woman texted him when he was sleeping. He didn’t answer. His friends said hey bro! Don’t you know P.n.s. What’s that? Pussy never sleeps!