Oxster

A person who always gets into trouble, and also this person is clumsy.

"Damn, that dude is such an oxster"

by YourAverageAlternativeAccount March 28, 2024

oxster

Oxsters are the rivals of capys (capybara) they are the better species because the oxsters are not only racist but rude as well. The oxter fight for justice and the capys fight for communism. Oxsters like in Oxsterville and have cities such as picklerville, huskerville, minksterville, and nevelville.

Girl you are such an oxter, never act like a capy!

Oxterville forever! Long live Oxsters!

by OxterPox June 3, 2024

harrison osterfield

Harrison Osterfield is also known as the guy who taught us how to cut hot bread when no one else did. He's the best, most talented at cutting hot bread.

"Hi I'm Harrison Osterfield and I'm gonna teach you how to cut hot bread!"

by SpideySarah February 22, 2017

Oxterful

Old slang from the Isle of Man meaning an armful. It’s not used much nowadays but it refers to the amount of wood for the fire, packages, that you can carry under, or with, one arm.

Open the door I’ve got a double oxterful of wood for the fire.

by AKACroatalin January 10, 2017

Oystered

An act of oystering, specifically used in a negative connotation.

I popped a benzo, went to the bar, pissed on my friends couch, and was completely oystered.

by ayeitzkp December 2, 2019

palm oyster

The act of cumming in the palm of the hand, and slurping it up like an oyster.

Semen in the palm of a hand resembles the inside of an oyster, which is also a salty viscous liquid.

A palm oyster can be carried out whenever an individual has no place to ejaculate, like a tissue or a condom, and is forced to eat their semen.

I was jerking off but didn't have any tissues so I had to eat a palm oyster.

"Me and my girl were having sex but we forgot the condom"

- "Did she eat your palm oyster?"

"Yeah man, slurped it all up"

by xpalmxoilx May 8, 2017

Diving for Oysters

Cunnilingus. Deep oral sex with a female on the receiving end. Generally excludes the clitoris and other external genitalia, focusing on the vaginal canal itself.

Yikes, I can't feel my tongue. I should probably stop diving for oysters so often.

by Cic August 27, 2013