Owening

Stronger than an 'own'. Stronger even than a 'pwn'. Owening is the ultimate domination of any activity or just life in general. Including but not limited to: Video games, smuggling peas, tonsil hockey with the ladies, Destroying random ships with the swing of your sword, growing some mean facial hair or just jamming out on the raddest sparkle ridden green guitar.

Chris Dane Owens holds the world record for the most consecutive and numerous Owenings.

by HotToTrottOcelot November 29, 2009

owening

A verb meaning the act of camping excessively in an online first or third person shooting game.

Man, Owen's owening again, he's definitely got a world record in camping.

by Rupert Gehmlich October 13, 2007

Owening

A synonym for wondering

I was owening how many stars there are in the universe

by Jagudex November 22, 2021

stink opening

A women's vagina.

"Her pants were so tight I could see the lips of her stink opening."

by Kasper LaPrizrak. March 1, 2020

Re-opening Anxiety

The anxiety of post COVID-19 opening of everything without social distancing or sanitary precautions.
Also know as re-entry anxiety.

The thought of going back to our old filthy, pre-COVID-19 habits is giving me re-opening anxiety. Puleeeaaasseee let's at least not go back to the unsanitary, nasty habit of shaking hands!

by JaneGordon.com May 8, 2021

owning face

To dominate on an extreme level. Owning something on a whole new level

Damn man we were owning face in beer pong last night!

by Face owner January 27, 2010

Fridge Opening Syndrome

When you repeatedly find yourself opening and staring blankly into your fridge at regular intervals without cause. It's a prime indicator of needing to either re-evaluate your purpose of existence, or go get some more groceries.

Mike: "Hey, you wanna go play Smash Bros?"
John: *opens and stares into his fridge*
Mike: "...bro you really gotta fix that fridge opening syndrome and find a hobby."

by Nick-Nac December 9, 2011