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When you have a farting disease and you can't control it
Hey I have ovnce that farting diesease sorry I can't go out today
Ovnce by Crapit fart November 29, 2016
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When you have a farting diesease and can't control it
Sorry I have ovnce and I can't go out today
ovnce by Crapit fart November 29, 2016
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more pounce per ounce 

He told me I had more pounce per ounce! I knew I was a hot fuck but Damn! The Ultimate compliment regarding sex.

Once too often 

If you do something once too often it means that you have repeated an action which is bad, stupid or dangerous with an unpleasant end result. So you end up looking a complete wanker, in A & E with serious injuries or someone is totally pissed off with you to an extent which is going to be detrimental to your health and wellbeing.
He’s pissed them off once too often, they’re going to put the fucker on crutches.
Once too often by AKACroatalin December 14, 2016

Crazy? I was crazy once. 

A copypasta meme from early internet culture that was made famous by Youtuber Kryoz. The saying is able to go on a loop.

EX:

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once-
"Crazy? I was crazy once.-" "Shut the Fuck up Gerald, we're trying to sleep!"

once you go croatian

Once you go Croatian
You forget about the rest of the Nations!
Once you go Croatian - Nicole went Croatian and she forgot all about the rest of the Nations!

Once you go metal you won't want to settle 

It's the future of sex. Sex with hot robots. They feel surprisingly soft, but can turn tough and durable during battle mode. It's based on smart metal. It's a metal that's already under development, but will be fully developed in the future. It's a metal that can change material properties at will(they could get soft, smooth and squishy like normal or wet human body tissue, but get tough like steel during dangerous situations and battling). Girl sex bots. Sex-bots.
Dude 1: I like Jenny XJ9.
Dude 2: Well. Once you go metal you won't want to settle!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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