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The Outskirts of Nowhere 

The place I moved because the middle of nowhere was too crowded.
ATTRACTIVE GIRL: Where do you live?
MAT: the outskirts of nowhere...
ATTRACTIVE GIRL: Lol why?
MAT: The middle of nowhere was too crowded!
BOTH: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

outskirt 

Edge of a geographic area. The part or region remote from a central district, as of a city or town.
As a noun, plural form is much more commonly used.
Many people commute into the business district from the outskirts of town.
outskirt by Diesel316 May 23, 2008
Out with an added ski.
Hey, I gotta go, peace outski.
Outski by A.J. June 18, 2005

outskies 

another word for saying that you're out of here or leaving.
"Hey man, this is pretty lame, im outskies"
outskies by Private Ryan December 11, 2006

Outskilled 

to have more skill than someone (in the context of a game or contest)

Often applied sarcastically to games of chance or a strategy that is so dumb it works

see outplayed
Chad likes to talk big about his poker skills. When he lost due to bad luck, his friends taunted him by saying he got "outskilled".
Outskilled by sboxy November 25, 2018

Outskirts 

The areas around a city with chain restaurants or malls. Some people call the outskirts edge cities, satellite cities, suburbs, it's all a reference to similar areas.
He/she is from the outskirts of the city.
Outskirts by Solid Mantis November 10, 2019