outfielder 

Much like an Upper Decker but instead of defacating in the upper part of a toilet you defacate in a water softener salt tank. Mostly used in the country where people have wells and need water softeners to remove hardness, iron, etc.

That party sucked. I was going to give them an Upper Decker but when I saw the water softener in the bathroom closet I decided to give them an Outfielder instead.

outfielder by bill1970 November 12, 2009

outfielder 

When a male jizzes and it shoots out away from them and then be for it hits the ground he catches it

Little Tim was a outfielder this morning

outfielder by australianpecan June 2, 2015

Outfielder 

When someone “plays the field” so much that they could cover al three positions in the outfield.

Sara: You two have been seeing each other for a long time. You’re not exclusive yet?
Elle: Nope, looks like he’s a perpetual outfielder.

Outfielder by WinkyP November 14, 2019

Outfielder 

A baseball term. Involves the three positions which play in the "out" portion of a baseball field, being the Left, Right, and Center fielders who cover the left, right, and center of the outer field.

Johnny's pretty good as an outfielder. I'd put him in right field or even center.

Outfielder by Ol'No.16 September 18, 2022

Outfielding 

The act in which a person gropes the butt of another. Generally while making out or at least as a sign of attraction.

It's not exactly a base, but still part of the game.

"Did you hear about Ben?"
"Yeah! He was outfielding Jessica!"

"How far did you get?"
"All the bases. And even got to the outfield."

"He outfielded Lilly all night. Everyone saw."

Outfielding by Chloecameupwiththis August 30, 2009

out fielder 

when you are getting head and you take it out the mouth and you ejaculate hense shooting semen onto a forgien object.

"Girl be still before i get an out fielder! And you gonna clean it up!"

out fielder by Dar Hoss February 14, 2008

Outfield 

A band that was big in the 80's but not one gives a fuck about them now...according to the Jerky Boys.

Silverman: What position do you want to play?
Caller: The outfield
Silverman: Hey asshole, I gotta make money on you. We need you up front where the cameras can see you. The outfield was big in the 80's but no one gives a fuck about them now.

Outfield by Bunk Master Flex December 17, 2009