When a bitch sounds so nasally and annoying and is so ducking loud but tries to pretend she’s chill and indi and environmentally conscious but rlly just wants dick under the disguise of a reformed basic New England lulu bitch. Also has to play lax solely for the reason that she can tell people she plays lax.

Bruh I have urban outfitter syndrome

Urban outfitters syndrome cause ur acc lagging IRL
She’s so ficking annoying why the fuck is she 5’9 or 4’11 and so fucking basic

Ur lips r so small bc ur a basic cunt and ur acc rlly fucking mean. Ur gonna be fat and stop laughing at everything it’s not that funny.

urban outfitters syndrome by bitcha$$pussya$$hoe April 6, 2022

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Urban Outfitters girl

a rich white girl who shops at Urban outfitters to try and feel like she's cool. says she's a feminist but bashes ratchet girls with her tote bag for being too poor to save the Environment. tries to act super indie and talks about smoking weed but tells anyone else who talks about drugs they're making it into a personality trait.

in general pretends to be super socially aware and sexually liberated may even queer bait people by coming out as bisexual and probably uses AAVE wrong and cancels people on twitter. Nobody likes this girl

"Fuck that Urban outfitters girl just called my skinny hoop earrings trashy while walking around fat tacky ones."
"don't waste your time with that urban outfitters girl she put BLM in her bio but she only dates white guys"

Urban Outfitters girl by ohbipjourgisd June 22, 2022

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urban outfitters

A store that sells hip apparel and teenage identity

I bought this awesome t-shirt and persona from Urban Outfitters this weekend.

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