To refuse to do something with friends on a perfectly good night to go out. Instead of being with your friends, you make some sort of horseshit excuse and stay at home. While you are at home, you either masturbate into the toilet or play video games in the dark. buck naked.

Last night, we called Grant to hang out, and all he did was poon out.

poon out by mikeGee March 25, 2008

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poon out

To poon or poon out is when you fall asleep really early. When others are still up partying you 'poon out' and therefore are a pooner.

Yancy and Daniel stayed awake canning shotties while i pooned out. What a poon out... i must be a pooner

poon out by Hurnia January 28, 2007

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moons-out-poons-out

When you go out with your boys on the night of a full moon in an effort to get laid.

"Yo man, let's hit the bars tonight! Harvest Moon! 'Moons-out-poons-out'!"

moons-out-poons-out by kbeezyfomfsheezy March 14, 2017

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dine out at the poontang cafe

The act of orally stimulating the female genitals.

As soon as I get your knickers off, I'm gonna dine out at the poontang cafe all night long.

dine out at the poontang cafe by nurseblade September 26, 2006

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