fudging

The thick brownish discharge you get before you start your period.

I thought I'd come on the rag today when I felt something moist in my knickers, but I was only fudging.

by nurseblade September 29, 2007

dine out at the poontang cafe

The act of orally stimulating the female genitals.

As soon as I get your knickers off, I'm gonna dine out at the poontang cafe all night long.

by nurseblade September 26, 2006

lady burger

A tasty term for a woman's genitals.

1. I can't wait to have a munch on her lady burger.
2. She has a fine tasting lady burger.

by nurseblade September 25, 2006

bumstabation

Masturbation involving the insertion of an object (preferably a dildo) into the anus.

I couldn't get an arse fuck, so I indulged in a little bumstabation instead

by nurseblade November 18, 2007