A tasty term for a woman's genitals.
1. I can't wait to have a munch on her lady burger.
2. She has a fine tasting lady burger.
Masturbation involving the insertion of an object (preferably a dildo) into the anus.
I couldn't get an arse fuck, so I indulged in a little bumstabation instead
The thick brownish discharge you get before you start your period.
I thought I'd come on the rag today when I felt something moist in my knickers, but I was only fudging.