caked

To have caked your man pudding on an unsuspecting freshman's back on your basement futon.

Andy: Dude, I caked her back this morning.

Grant: That shit is sick. You're a pedophile.

by mikeGee March 24, 2008

poon out

To refuse to do something with friends on a perfectly good night to go out. Instead of being with your friends, you make some sort of horseshit excuse and stay at home. While you are at home, you either masturbate into the toilet or play video games in the dark. buck naked.

Last night, we called Grant to hang out, and all he did was poon out.

by mikeGee March 24, 2008