OALAEHO (O-lay-ho) acronym: Opinions Are Like Assholes, Everybody Has One.
Used as an expression to acknowledge that ones opinions’ merits are based upon anecdotal experiences, lack of education or knowledge, an inflated sense of entitlement to comment, or pure arrogance.
May be used as an insult or to self-deprecate.
Karen: I wasn’t there but Permit Patty was probably just fed up from all the commotion going on outside her window... I don’t know.OALAEHO
Tom: I ain’t getting my kids no MMR vaccine cuz those diseases are rare and even if they wasn’t if you got a good immunity system you don’t need it and besides they cause the autism
Jerry: Actually Tom, MMR is on the rise precisely because of misinformation like this! OALAEHO!!!
Genus: Methus
Family: Ocalaeanus
A special bred of meth infected people that reside in Ocala, FL. Traits are no teeth, walking down the highway at fast speeds and always asking for meth. If one is encountered be aware that they will try to gum you to death. They can normally be found at McDonalds or Wal Mart.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"