a crusty ostrich-
human who will guide your hand to their cooch whenever they have the chance. named after their "gurl plz is you mad cuz my pussy pops severely and yours
don't" expression which they pass off as their singing face, but
don't be fooled; it's really because they lost their pants.
"hey, that girl seems pretty
nice, should i go talk to her?"
"DUDE no she's a total ostricia, your pants
will be gone by tomorrow
don't do it!"