a crusty ostrich-
human who
will guide your hand to their cooch whenever they have the
chance. named after their "gurl plz is you mad cuz my pussy pops severely and yours don't" expression which they pass off as their singing face, but don't be fooled; it's really because they lost their pants.
"
hey, that girl seems pretty nice, should i go talk to her?"
"DUDE no she's a
total ostricia, your pants
will be gone by tomorrow don't do it!"