A
tool used to bring balance to Hollywood films.
Employed in cases where an actor working on the film is deemed to have too much
talent, the Orlando Bloom will provide a sufficiently poor performance to ensure that the overall
talent in the film remains at an average levels.
In extreme cases is used in conjunction with a Keira Knightley for a multiplied effect.
"My that
Johnny Depp sure makes a great pirate."
"
Yes, perhaps a little too great... Better throw an Orlando Bloom into the scene just to make sure the film doesnt become too
awesome."