A tool used to bring balance to Hollywood films.
Employed in cases where an actor
working on the film is deemed to have too much talent, the Orlando Bloom will provide a sufficiently poor
performance to ensure that the overall talent in the film remains at an average levels.
In extreme cases is used in
conjunction with a Keira Knightley for a multiplied effect.
"My that
Johnny Depp sure makes a great pirate."
"Yes, perhaps a little too great... Better throw an Orlando Bloom into
the scene just to make sure
the film doesnt become too awesome."