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orgasmism

The belief that the meaning of life is to experience as many orgasms as possible.
When Andrea realized that the orgasm has replaced the cross as the focus of human longing and fulfillment, she converted from Christianity to orgasmism.
by wayne4747 October 10, 2011
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orgasmism

You've been orgasmising!

Orgasmism can make you weaker
by axecutor August 7, 2011
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Orgasmism

When your cum is left in one spot long enough it actually begins having organic life growing out of it
Dude I left my cum-towel in the closet and fungus started growing out of it- my very own orgasmism
by Ruh-Roh-Reptar July 7, 2021
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Discord Organism

A person who thrives on discord and seeks happiness online rather than going outside. (by choice)
John: "Did you see Alice? She keeps asking guys on discord to boost her ego."
Kaiser: "Yes she's a discord organism"
by 119x June 25, 2019
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orgasmic event

When someone has an orgasm so intense it is a life-changer. In a 1999 field study of 125 people who had experienced a climax of this magnitude, 15 died of heart attacks during the orgasm, 32 swore a lifetime of devotion to their lover, 43 swore a lifetime of devotion to their hand, 23 committed suicide convinced they had experienced the ultimate thrill life could give them, 11 began touring as motivational speakers, and one decided he was going to watch the Britney Spears video "Baby, One More Time" one more time to see if he could replicate his orgasmic event. Less than a minute into the video he had a seizure and died en route to the hospital.
(from "My Date With Giganti Tongue") ...her heart skipped, she held her breathe, THERE, oh my. She felt her soul fluttering from her body in ecstasy. Her limbs shuddered and she rode the orgasm like James Bond rode the tidal wave caused by the collapsed iceberg in the one where Halle Berry wore a bikini but was trapped in that igloo by the mad Korean. Hummingbirds peppered her heart with kisses and she felt higher than Cheech and Chong at a Grateful Dead concert in a jet flying over Mount Everest. And then, as the orgasmic event slowly subsided, there was that ultimate moment of clarity when suddenly she felt she could prove Einstein's Theory of Relativity was a load of horseshit.
by theinstigator January 13, 2014
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orgasmic erection

The word orgasmic erection refers to the great feeling of pleasure you get when you get an erection and it feels so good you have an orgasm or great pleasure. Loud noises may be associated with orgasmic erections.
Ex 1: My girlfriend thinks it is weird that I moan during an orgasmic erection.
Ex 2: My girlfriend was rubbing against my dick so hard she gave me an orgasmic erection.
Ex 3: Is it bad if my dick turns blue when i have an orgasmic erection?
by dickface457457 April 22, 2015
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Organism

When a girl. Clima- OH SHIT wrong word sorry.!
I'm fina nut.organism
by Yeahhhhboiiii69 March 7, 2018
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