Orgasemisme

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Sound you emit while have a seductive orgasm

Jamaal: Damn girl you going crazy on ma meat
Britney: AHHH AHH ORGASIMISM OUFFF OUUUFF AAAAH
Jamaal: Bitch shut the fuck up Eat on my 50 ouncer.

Mohamoud: Damn Nigga That Bitch Last Night Had A Orgasemisme!!!!
Other Niggas: Shit Nigga !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mohamoud: yee Nigga She Was Halling Ma Name And Shit
Other Niggas: That Bitch Is Wack Niagga
Mohamoud: Fuck U, U Jewish Nigga Faggot
The Bitch: I Want Yo Dick I Wanna Have a Orgasemisme

Orgasemisme by 2 White Kids :) July 11, 2009

orgasmeister

The orgasmeister, also known as the chosen one, is the only one who can make your girl cum faster than Bill Cosby did while watching the audition tapes for sesame street. Essentially, an extremely sexy male can call himself "the orgasmeister".

Person 1: "Bro, Gracie totally creamed herself when she saw how long my tongue is."

Person 2: "Bro shut the fuck up."
Person 1: "Hey don't take it personally, this is why they call me the Orgasmeister."

orgasmeister by TheOrgasmeister March 16, 2021

Related Words

Orgasemisme • orgasmism • orgasmeister • orgasmise

Orgasmeister

The Orgasmeister, otherwise known as The Chosen One or Big Sexy, is the only one that can make your girl cum faster than Bill Cosby watching the audition tapes for Sesame Street. Essentially he is the sexiest man to walk planet earth, and every girl that has any sense of sexual competency wants to get down and dirty with him.

Person 1: "Yo the second Gracie saw how long my tongue is she creamed her pants."
Person 2: "Dude shut the fuck up."
Person 1: "Bro don't take it personally, this is why they call me the Orgasmeister."

Orgasmeister by TheOrgasmeister March 16, 2021

orgasmism

The belief that the meaning of life is to experience as many orgasms as possible.

When Andrea realized that the orgasm has replaced the cross as the focus of human longing and fulfillment, she converted from Christianity to orgasmism.

orgasmism by wayne4747 October 10, 2011

orgasmism

masterbating

You've been orgasmising!

Orgasmism can make you weaker

orgasmism by axecutor August 7, 2011

Orgasmism

When your cum is left in one spot long enough it actually begins having organic life growing out of it

Dude I left my cum-towel in the closet and fungus started growing out of it- my very own orgasmism

Orgasmism by Ruh-Roh-Reptar July 7, 2021

orgasmise

Something Stewie Griffin does

Stewie: orgasmise, orgasmise!

Me: yup that’s how strippers dance.

orgasmise by ✨Suck_ur_nan_emilia✨ March 24, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026