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Orgasemisme 

Sound you emit while have a seductive orgasm
Jamaal: Damn girl you going crazy on ma meat
Britney: AHHH AHH ORGASIMISM OUFFF OUUUFF AAAAH
Jamaal: Bitch shut the fuck up Eat on my 50 ouncer.

Mohamoud: Damn Nigga That Bitch Last Night Had A Orgasemisme!!!!
Other Niggas: Shit Nigga !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mohamoud: yee Nigga She Was Halling Ma Name And Shit
Other Niggas: That Bitch Is Wack Niagga
Mohamoud: Fuck U, U Jewish Nigga Faggot
The Bitch: I Want Yo Dick I Wanna Have a Orgasemisme
Orgasemisme by 2 White Kids :) July 11, 2009

orgasmeister 

The orgasmeister, also known as the chosen one, is the only one who can make your girl cum faster than Bill Cosby did while watching the audition tapes for sesame street. Essentially, an extremely sexy male can call himself "the orgasmeister".
Person 1: "Bro, Gracie totally creamed herself when she saw how long my tongue is."

Person 2: "Bro shut the fuck up."
Person 1: "Hey don't take it personally, this is why they call me the Orgasmeister."
orgasmeister by TheOrgasmeister March 16, 2021
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Orgasmeister 

The Orgasmeister, otherwise known as The Chosen One or Big Sexy, is the only one that can make your girl cum faster than Bill Cosby watching the audition tapes for Sesame Street. Essentially he is the sexiest man to walk planet earth, and every girl that has any sense of sexual competency wants to get down and dirty with him.
Person 1: "Yo the second Gracie saw how long my tongue is she creamed her pants."
Person 2: "Dude shut the fuck up."
Person 1: "Bro don't take it personally, this is why they call me the Orgasmeister."
Orgasmeister by TheOrgasmeister March 16, 2021
The belief that the meaning of life is to experience as many orgasms as possible.
When Andrea realized that the orgasm has replaced the cross as the focus of human longing and fulfillment, she converted from Christianity to orgasmism.
orgasmism by wayne4747 October 10, 2011
You've been orgasmising!

Orgasmism can make you weaker
orgasmism by axecutor August 7, 2011
When your cum is left in one spot long enough it actually begins having organic life growing out of it
Dude I left my cum-towel in the closet and fungus started growing out of it- my very own orgasmism
Orgasmism by Ruh-Roh-Reptar July 7, 2021

orgasmise 

Something Stewie Griffin does
Stewie: orgasmise, orgasmise!

Me: yup that’s how strippers dance.
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