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Oreo Twister 

Anal sex between men creating a slurry of poop and spooge as the end result.
Pete and Bruce are oreo twisters for sure, they were slamming each other behind the bar.
Oreo Twister by nullifyit2 June 16, 2021

onetopicatatime 

Onetopicatatime is the accepting father figure of YouTube and other social medias. He is a hard worker and cares for everyone. He has been known to be wholesome, loving, and is the Keanu Reeves of YouTube.
"You are so onetopicatatime!"

"Awe, I don't deserve that title."

"You are amazing, you so do!"
onetopicatatime by RubyBlue2005 June 27, 2019

OneTopicAtATime 

OneTopicAtATime is an extremely wholesome YouTuber who covers different subreddits such as: r/suddenlygay, r/Traa, r/wholesomememes, r/LGBT and others...

He does collaborations with other YouTubers such as TheClick, OZmedia, JaminDoger and his YouTube group, SadMilk

OneTopicAtATime helped me through tough times with his over-positivity...
Me: Have you subscribed to our lord and wholesome saviour, OneTopicAtATime?
Friend: Who?
Me: We can no longer be friends...
OneTopicAtATime by AlexTheTransBoi August 24, 2020

Oreo Pie Smackdown 

A sexual ritual in which 3 pies are placed on the parter (each breast and face) then put Oreos inside the hole of choice. The pies are eaten to create a calorie reserve while fingering her in the hole of choice. You will then eat the Oreos out of the hole of choice before proceeding to have sex through the same hole of choice.
“Hey babe I know you’re tired but I need the Oreo Pie Smackdown”

Oreo_9998 

A term used to describe diarrhea
Daniel: You I just had oreo_9998

Ori: Yo that is dope
Oreo_9998 by Bathing Grape October 27, 2018

Ortonville 

Ortonville Ortonville,

Oh how you make us cry,
We study all day and party all night,

Yet our GPA is not a good sight

There’s not much to do
In little ol ortonville
But study all day,

So we can flee
“Yawhee yawhee, to OCC !”

Shout out to the library,

Where long days end,

and homework
Is never ever finished

And Shout out to the bridge
“Thats dope”

Oh, Little ol ortonville
Where dreams lie
Some want to die
But the popcorn chicken
At BHS

Makes us feel alive!
wE ARe bLAaCK hAWKs

We have pride
And chromebooks!
But no wifi.
Ortonville is where sad teenagers live

Yawhee yawhee, ortonville pride!
Ortonville by uhnahnimiss December 29, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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