Oratory Spackle
Sue: How are you, you
don't look so good. How have you been feeling?
Me: Well, actually I have kind of a bad headache this
morning and I have been feeling kinda.....
(someone more interesting walks in the room)
Sue: HEY GIRL, GOOD
MORNING!!! HOW YOU BEEN?!
.. then i leave the room.
Also, can be useful at parties. I arrive early and stand around talking about movies or reality tv, until more important guests arrive.