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An orgasm that is so intense that instead of having the normal grunts and moans, the person experiencing it will procede to shout and yell WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! (heart attacks may ensue)
Oh my god yesterday i had my first orchasm, i though i shat my pants, to my discovery, i had indeed shat my pants
Orchasm by Buckly April 18, 2007
The ecstasy a management consultant experiences at the moment he or she creates a new adoption curve, 2 X 2 matrix, acronym, or corporate buzz word. An homage to consultant Geoffrey Moore's concept of the Technology Adoption Lifecycle and the "chasm" that exists between innovators and early adopters of technology.
After grappling all day with how to present the new market strategy to the big client, Simon experienced a powerful orchasm as the last bit of data fit neatly within the parameters of his newly created adoption curve.
orchasm by Wagwam June 7, 2011

orchgasm 

the feeling that you get from listening to an extremely well played live performance or recording of an orchestral piece of music
Jono let me hear the recording of Pictures at an Exhibition on his iPod. I had a huge orchgasm during "The Great Gate of Kiev"
orchgasm by philharmaniac July 13, 2010
The act of an Orc having an orgasm. The ejaculate itself is hot, black in color and sticky, often having the consistency of tar.
Sam watched, horrified, as the Orc orcgasmed all over his dear friend Frodo.
orcgasm by Josh Q March 26, 2008
The act of an Orc, Uruk-Hai, or Goblin having an orgasm. The feeling of ecstasy created by the orgasm usually results in murderous behavior. Similarly, the the "Orcgasm" is usually cited by some sort of deviant behavior, such as murder, or thievery. The ejaculate is usually black, and incredibly hot. It also contains strong acidic properties and is not to be handled by anyone less than an expert in Mordology. Interestingly, the Orc/Uruk/Goblin that created the abomination is able to use it as an extension of their body, such as a third arm.
"One does not simply walk into Mordor... the very air you breathe is poison." -Boromir
We believe he was referring to the trace amounts of Orcgasm left in the air.
Orcgasm by SushiMan May 25, 2008
1.An Orc achieving the act of Orgasm. Can be used for both male and female. (Though, there isn't much of a difference.) Orc ejaculate is usually black, and contains the tortured souls of the living.

2.Can also be used as an insult.
"Oh my god, that Shelob makes me soooo hot!"
"Yeah, she made me Orcgasm!"

"Ugh, that guy looks like an Orcgasm."
Orcgasm by The Noid January 6, 2009
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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