When one sexual partner (usually a woman) tells the other sexual partner (usually a male) that they have reached orgasm during intercourse, but in reality they did not. By any means.
After reaching his climax, Robert kissed Jenny on the forehead and asked "Did you finish? I think you finished, but I couldn't tell."
"Y-yeah. Yup. Tooootally finished. I did with you!" Jenny replied, sounding rather unsure.
"Are you using orcasm right now? Are you seriously being orcastic? Jesus. You told me I was good!" Robert retorted.
bro1: dude, where'd you get that ipad?
bro2: <sarcasm> get it? bro, steve jobs gave me one after he begged me to sell the idea to him. He blew me and made me a sandwich too.</sarcasm>
bro1: really? sweet, you get any money from that?
bro2: i need new pants, just had an orcasm
Johnny was drunk and desperate so he hit up a fat girl at 2 am. He took the whale to pound town and had a total orcasm. He thinks she might be pregnant. He called local wildlife control to report the incident.