orchgasm

the feeling that you get from listening to an extremely well played live performance or recording of an orchestral piece of music

Jono let me hear the recording of Pictures at an Exhibition on his iPod. I had a huge orchgasm during "The Great Gate of Kiev"

by philharmaniac July 13, 2010

Orchgasm

An orgasm that occurs when two people are forced to drive off to the middle of an orchard to have sex because their parents wouldn't leave the house.

My Dad doesn't let Pete hang out in my room with the door closed so we parked out past 120 and gave each other orchgasms.

by MaxWolfSuit September 1, 2009

orcgasm

The act of an Orc having an orgasm. The ejaculate itself is hot, black in color and sticky, often having the consistency of tar.

Sam watched, horrified, as the Orc orcgasmed all over his dear friend Frodo.

by Josh Q March 26, 2008

Orcgasm

The act of an Orc, Uruk-Hai, or Goblin having an orgasm. The feeling of ecstasy created by the orgasm usually results in murderous behavior. Similarly, the the "Orcgasm" is usually cited by some sort of deviant behavior, such as murder, or thievery. The ejaculate is usually black, and incredibly hot. It also contains strong acidic properties and is not to be handled by anyone less than an expert in Mordology. Interestingly, the Orc/Uruk/Goblin that created the abomination is able to use it as an extension of their body, such as a third arm.

"One does not simply walk into Mordor... the very air you breathe is poison." -Boromir
We believe he was referring to the trace amounts of Orcgasm left in the air.

by SushiMan May 25, 2008

Orcgasm

1.An Orc achieving the act of Orgasm. Can be used for both male and female. (Though, there isn't much of a difference.) Orc ejaculate is usually black, and contains the tortured souls of the living.

2.Can also be used as an insult.

"Oh my god, that Shelob makes me soooo hot!"
"Yeah, she made me Orcgasm!"

"Ugh, that guy looks like an Orcgasm."

by The Noid January 6, 2009

orchasm

when a man or woman has a orgasm in a chasm (cave).

The sex driven couple had multiple orchasms as they adventured the tour in Moaning Caverns.

by Dick Cummings March 5, 2007

Orchasm

An orgasm that is so intense that instead of having the normal grunts and moans, the person experiencing it will procede to shout and yell WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! (heart attacks may ensue)

Oh my god yesterday i had my first orchasm, i though i shat my pants, to my discovery, i had indeed shat my pants

by Buckly April 18, 2007