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Orangutang Titties 

Very similar to 'pancake titties.'Bad saggy tits that hang like wrinkly flaps of skin. Girls with orangutang titties are nasty, their tits aren't perky or nothin.
Oh! Dude those orangtutang titties are nasty! Find a different site, this ones festy.

I met a really hot chick, great ass, she even had a nice smooth shaved pussy!...But she had the worst orangutang titties ever!
Orangutang Titties by Ashton/Jesus November 6, 2006
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orangutan titties 

Saggy, drooping breasts that hang in such a way that they resemble the breasts of simian species
Dude, Heather has some nasty sagging orangutan titties. She should wear a push-up bra.
orangutan titties by Ryan K-Dogg October 18, 2006

orangatang titties 

titties that hang down like all shit, the owner is able to slap them against her abdomen, similer to an orangatang
Gumby: yo dudes check out that chick
Dano: hey baby!!!
(chick turns around)
timma: agggghhhhh she has orangatang titties
All: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh run!!!!!

Orangutan Titties 

(Adj.) result of significant weight loss in men, this condition is the result of deflated man-boobs, floppy and flat, can be rolled and stowed like venetian blinds
"Joe just don't turn the guys on since he lost a few pounds. Now all he has are a couple of little ol' orangutan titties."
Orangutan Titties by TonyT.Tiger January 4, 2010

Orangutan titties 

Man, Jennifer had some orangutan titties!!!
Orangutan titties by Toby September 22, 2004

Orangutan titties 

Extreme sagging of the breasts. Such breasts can be thrown around the shoulders and round through the legs. Such things found only in rare species of bitches!
Damn Bella has some big old Orangutan titties! She woz trippin all ova dem! It woz WACK! Alie
Orangutan titties by Ashley Middleton November 11, 2006

Orangutan Titties 

A disease that predominantly effects women. Characteristics of the ailment are generally defined by a cross-eyed or wall-eyed alignment of the nipples. IE the nipple on the left breast looks down and to the left while the nipple on the right looks up and to the right. Most common causes of the disease are over lactation and Mexican performed breast augmentations. The disease can also be found in heavier set me who suffer from either “Bitch Tits” or “Manboobs”
She used to have a great rack but her kids sucked those sweater puppies into Orangutan Titties.
Orangutan Titties by gbv.3.0 December 14, 2011
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