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Orange Blossom 

A totally blown out rectum similar to a rosebud by continuous strain on the anal sphincter, basically to the point where the muscles no longer work. Usually caused by larger than suggested objects going in the out door too often... or possibly pooping a volleyball.
I feel like I'm sitting on a giant hamburger due to my orange blossom.
Orange Blossom by Shayfus August 18, 2016

Orange Blossom Trail 

Honestly just a really shitty road in Orlando, mostly full of crime and crackwhores.
If something happens on Orange Blossom Trail it’s either a dead whore or a car accident.

orange blossom special 

The award that goes to the first Pride of the Southland Marching Band member who has sex with one of Dr. Sousa's daughters. Winner recieves a plauqe.Also, Major will speak at that persons funeral. Which will be as soon as Dr. Sousa finds out.
"Man, I got the orange blossom special"
"oh crap, youd better leave the country, no, wait, Dr. Sousa will still hunt you down!"

orange blossom trail 

a major road located in Orlando, FL. (Whorelando) The southern stretch of this road is infamous for its red-light district.
When somethin happens in South Orange Blossom Trail, nothin happens... it's just another hooka dead.
orange blossom trail by KRHimself January 31, 2005

orange blossom trail 

A road in Orlando Fl, that is in the main stay of violent crime and drug abuse in this tourist trap city's "ghetto"
Let's go pick up a ho'at obt

orange lotus blossom 

n.
regurgitation pattern native to Korea.

After an evening of excessive kimchi and soju, hurler should bend at the waist until head and torso are parallel to the floor. Regurgitated correctly, the undigested stomach contents should splatter into the recognizable lotus flower blossom pattern; should also retain some red pepper highlights and its strong characteristic sojufied kimchi odor.
Young-Jae ran passed the men's restroom and the trash can to plant an orange lotus blossom on the lobby's polished marble floor before staggering outside to hail a taxi.
orange lotus blossom by gemfinder October 14, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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