The after effects of a wet dream, when you wake up and have to peel your underwear off of your package like a band-aid. If you sleep naked, it's the same thing except your penis is trying to plant itself on your sheets like a seed taking root.
I had the hottest dream last night, but when I woke up it was more of a dry nightmare because I couldn't get my boxers off my cock.
The forceful release of a viscous liquid bowel movement that coats the complete inside of the toilet (or wherever you let loose). This is usually following a night of extreme drinking or Mexican food. (Also Thai, Chinese, stone fruits or dirty creek water can contribute to this sometimes painful assblast
I strained and had a gravy spray right there on the court, it looked like I was leaking chocolate milk.
A totally blown out rectum similar to a rosebud
by continuous strain on the anal sphincter
, basically to the point where the muscles no longer work. Usually caused by larger than suggested objects going in the out door too often... or possibly pooping
I feel like I'm sitting on a giant hamburger due to my orange blossom.