optix

A l337 team on CS known for their precision and accuracy with sniper rifles.

Dude.... The Optix Roxor.

by pythonspam November 7, 2003

optix

A stupid ugly faggot who likes to sex other men especially with the names Billy and Cammage.

by meow May 22, 2003

Optix

he loves men, deez nuts, cringe, irrelevant + ratio yter, my son

Optix my son frrrrr

by DM0 January 23, 2022

Optix when see female

When Optix#0170 sees any biological female, he instantly ejaculates no matter time, place, or anything.

This video is optix when see female.

by nvknow March 30, 2022

Teeth Optional

When you are about to receive a hummer from a woman with dentures. Remove both plates for the traditional Gummer or keep either the Upper or Lower plate in.

Roberta was very upfront about her dentures. Davey really wanted a gobbly. This was a no brainer because of her Teeth Optional honesty.

by will bitten September 20, 2017

optimistuck

1. adj. To be perpetually happy all of the time about everything, always.

Being optimistuck gives me the creeps. No one can be that happy about everything. It's unnatural.

by picc285 May 9, 2019

The Calendar Option

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.

Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame

by Darren Besert January 21, 2016