optimal

Used when to describe something you are referring to without actually letting the adjective you want to use be known. Means simply, a good thing or a bad thing. Used in many ways. It takes skill.

"Dude, did you see that chicks hair? NOT OPTIMAL." or
"OMG, did you see that hot guy just walk by? OPTIMAL."

1) someone just stepped in dog shit. NOT OPTIMAL
2) i just found the perfect dress. OPTIMAL

by nadaaaaa January 16, 2008

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optimal

An exceptionally bad player in a FPS computer game. Usually used to criticize the lack of teamplay of said person.

"You blinded all your teammates, you optimal!"

by Orion November 6, 2004

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Optimal Drunkenness

The point during the night when the alcohol level in the bloodstream provides the most buzz with the least chance of discomfort later.

In economic terms: the point at which the marginal product of drinking meets the marginal cost of drinking.

After 7 beers and 3 shots of vodka, I reached optimal drunkeness and partied all night.

by Chris Cole December 5, 2004

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optimal swag

people who have the swagometer all the way up and are just illmatic

josh colin and phil have optimal swag

by swager6 September 2, 2010

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optimal nutcracking height

An area of heights at which someone is easiest to perform a crotch shot on. This area is between the heights of 5'8 and 6'2, anyone shorter than this has a crotch too low to get an easy shot on and vice versa. People within this range have to live in constant fear of their testicles being kicked into oblivion.

If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike

by ShuttlePaintRed August 26, 2021

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