3 definitions by Bald Monkey
The F.A.G. operon is an operon, or group of genes with a single promoter (transcribed as a single mRNA). The genes in the operon encode proteins that allow an otherwise heterosexual male inmate to engage in homosexual activity due to the total absence of females with which to engage in sexual behavior.
Dude, I don’t care how desperate I get, I could never have sex with another guy. “Second Person” Hey I thought the same thing until I went to “the pen” for 10 years and the F.A.G. Operon kicked in!
by Bald Monkey May 22, 2021
A nickname for any woman with dense, unkempt, unattended to pubic hair resembling the beard of Osama Bin Ladin.
Guy 1: Man that hippie girl with the hoola hoop is really hot!
Guy 2: (Points at the girl in question) “Are you talking about Osama Bin Labia over there?”
Guy 2: (Points at the girl in question) “Are you talking about Osama Bin Labia over there?”
by Bald Monkey January 7, 2022
A common excuse used almost exclusively by the female gender to prevent from having to perform oral sex on their male partner by convincing said partner that his penis is too immense to comfortably fit in her mouth during oral sex, resulting in nearly as much pleasure to the recipient as an actual orgasm due to massive inflation of their ego.
1. Hey man, did that chick you are dating finally start sucking your cock. Oh, she tried but my dick is way too big!
2. (Girl 1) I really like this new guy that I'm dating but he keeps trying to get me to suck his dick. (Girl 2) All you have to do is tell him that his dick is to big. Trust me he'll love it. I'm a snow job master!
2. (Girl 1) I really like this new guy that I'm dating but he keeps trying to get me to suck his dick. (Girl 2) All you have to do is tell him that his dick is to big. Trust me he'll love it. I'm a snow job master!
by Bald Monkey September 7, 2016