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optime amica 

best friend or really specialiful person
YBG is my optime amica!
optime amica by LBG!! December 21, 2006
An oriental person who is especially mental, or who diverges greatly from the oriental stereotype.
An Chinese person walks into a bar:

Bartender: "glass of water is it?

Chinese person: "5 shots of tequila please"

Bartender: "you orimental!!!"
Orimental by Craymar February 11, 2013

opriegniowjvuadbnjvlccz 

i was bored so i typed this and made it a word
hey im bored can i do a opriegniowjvuadbnjvlccz

Optimetrist 

One skilled in the science and prescription of making the future look brighter, through use of corrective lenses.
After months of treatment for chronic depression, to no avail, the Doctor concluded my condition was incurable under his direction and reffered me to an Optimetrist.
Optimetrist by High Numbers June 12, 2011
Orimey is a very indecisive girl but at the same time she knows what she wants, only that she is afraid of doing it wrong. a intelligent person who likes memes
Orimey is so dumb

oprimify 

Someone whose eyesight is so good that they can see every blade of grass when they look outside. Their attention span is super strong and unlike many others.
"Kayla is an oprimify person, she can see everything and knows exactly what's happening at all times."
oprimify by Winnocki July 31, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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