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espc-ophile 

Someone who is addicted to the popular property search site so much so that they cannot function in other areas of life. Addicition can become so strong that the subject may forget to work or start to experience strange bald patches induced by short periods away from screen ie. when server down or when travelling.
That Martin is a right espc-ophile he hasn't done any work for 2 weeks now.
espc-ophile by Rankers May 23, 2006
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Simp-ophile 

Someone who simps over younger people typically 3 or more years younger than them
"Jake is such a simp-ophile he likes younger girls, especially that girl named kenzie?"

"but isn't she 3 years younger than him"
"yes"
Simp-ophile by BIDDLITS August 16, 2020

Swede-ophile 

Slang for swedish paedophile. First coined in 1998 by Carl Thomson, member of the labour cabinet, after he resigned due to alcohol problems.
Carl Thomson's Friend: "The opposition is probably a swedish paedophile."
Carl Thomson: "You mean like ... A Swede-ophile?"
Swede-ophile by Kenneth Dark-e April 13, 2007

Phil-ophile 

A bearded child molester that also happens to work with kids.
Person 1: I just dropped my kids off at a new day care program!
Person 2: Why would you do that!? A raging Phil-ophile works there!

opheleea 

The sweetest person to exist. She'll always be there to help you out and is the light at the end of the tunnel. She's incredibly observant towards others and knows just how to comfort another person. She makes the funniest jokes and has a heart of gold.

But don't make her mad though. She may seem kind but once you test the wrong buttons, she will fight back. Her anger is something to not test but once you've reached that territory, it's better to walk on your tiptoes.

The sweetest, most kindest, most genuine person in the world. Cherish her as much as you can. Because once she's gone, she'll stay in your heart and mind for the rest of your life.
"Have you seen her? She has such a kind soul."

"Oh, yeah. That's Opheleea for you."
opheleea by slaymaster2.0 February 13, 2024
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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