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espc-ophile 

Someone who is addicted to the popular property search site so much so that they cannot function in other areas of life. Addicition can become so strong that the subject may forget to work or start to experience strange bald patches induced by short periods away from screen ie. when server down or when travelling.
That Martin is a right espc-ophile he hasn't done any work for 2 weeks now.
espc-ophile by Rankers May 23, 2006
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Simp-ophile 

Someone who simps over younger people typically 3 or more years younger than them
"Jake is such a simp-ophile he likes younger girls, especially that girl named kenzie?"

"but isn't she 3 years younger than him"
"yes"
Simp-ophile by BIDDLITS August 16, 2020

Swede-ophile 

Slang for swedish paedophile. First coined in 1998 by Carl Thomson, member of the labour cabinet, after he resigned due to alcohol problems.
Carl Thomson's Friend: "The opposition is probably a swedish paedophile."
Carl Thomson: "You mean like ... A Swede-ophile?"
Swede-ophile by Kenneth Dark-e April 13, 2007

Phil-ophile 

A bearded child molester that also happens to work with kids.
Person 1: I just dropped my kids off at a new day care program!
Person 2: Why would you do that!? A raging Phil-ophile works there!

opheleea 

The sweetest person to exist. She'll always be there to help you out and is the light at the end of the tunnel. She's incredibly observant towards others and knows just how to comfort another person. She makes the funniest jokes and has a heart of gold.

But don't make her mad though. She may seem kind but once you test the wrong buttons, she will fight back. Her anger is something to not test but once you've reached that territory, it's better to walk on your tiptoes.

The sweetest, most kindest, most genuine person in the world. Cherish her as much as you can. Because once she's gone, she'll stay in your heart and mind for the rest of your life.
"Have you seen her? She has such a kind soul."

"Oh, yeah. That's Opheleea for you."
opheleea by slaymaster2.0 February 13, 2024