Opcorn 

Oven Popped popcorn, Usually given to a child by their parents as a reward.

Mother: “Tony I’m stunned by the straight A’s on your report card! Looks like someone needs an OPCORN!”

Opcorn by Joshh August 1, 2018

Oporno's 

Slang for the Australian fast-food chain Oportos.

I went over to Oporno's yesterday and got a Large Bondage Meal!

Oporno's by Thora "Trif" Rogers September 19, 2006

oppornity 

An opportunity for watching porn without the risk of interruption.

"The wife's gone out for the night with her friends. What an ideal oppornity!"

oppornity by Stebo1979 July 21, 2015

opporntunity 

Discovering an unplanned chance to create amateur porn

1. "My girlfriend was modeling her new bikinis. I seized the opporntunity and took pictures the whole time."

2. "Hey, I'm wasted in the back of a cab with 2 drunken sorority girls and my iPhone."
"Sounds like a golden opporntunity!"

opporntunity by mrosprey March 3, 2010

oppornudity 

Situations and weather conditions that allow you to flaunt your body

Summer is a big oppornudity for some women.

oppornudity by Jpeperina August 4, 2011

opocorn 

Opocorn is the trite, bland, run-of-mill and ultimately meaningless platitudes and opinions that presidential candidates and pundits deliver by weight.

GOP CANDIDATE: We will get America back on track by creating jobs because liberty...
SPEECHWRITER:: I'm sorry, senator, we're gonna have to supersize that opocorn. How about 'We will bring America back to her true greatness by executing all gays, Hispanics and Muslims on sight because freedom'?
GOP CANDIDATE: Yeah, that's a much bigger bowl of opocorn.

opocorn by Gutterslug335 November 4, 2015

oppornunity 

The opportunity to do something new. This is especially applicable to people who are easily bored, or have low attention spans, or who have been working on something for way too long.

This project is taking way too long, I need to find an oppornunity.

oppornunity by ovsooner May 25, 2022