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Oporno's
Oporno's by Thora "Trif" Rogers September 19, 2006
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oppornity
opporntunity
1. "My girlfriend was modeling her new bikinis. I seized the opporntunity and took pictures the whole time."
2. "Hey, I'm wasted in the back of a cab with 2 drunken sorority girls and my iPhone."
"Sounds like a golden opporntunity!"
2. "Hey, I'm wasted in the back of a cab with 2 drunken sorority girls and my iPhone."
"Sounds like a golden opporntunity!"
opporntunity by mrosprey March 3, 2010
oppornudity
oppornudity by Jpeperina August 4, 2011
opocorn
Opocorn is the trite, bland, run-of-mill and ultimately meaningless platitudes and opinions that presidential candidates and pundits deliver by weight.
GOP CANDIDATE: We will get America back on track by creating jobs because liberty...
SPEECHWRITER:: I'm sorry, senator, we're gonna have to supersize that opocorn. How about 'We will bring America back to her true greatness by executing all gays, Hispanics and Muslims on sight because freedom'?
GOP CANDIDATE: Yeah, that's a much bigger bowl of opocorn.
SPEECHWRITER:: I'm sorry, senator, we're gonna have to supersize that opocorn. How about 'We will bring America back to her true greatness by executing all gays, Hispanics and Muslims on sight because freedom'?
GOP CANDIDATE: Yeah, that's a much bigger bowl of opocorn.
opocorn by Gutterslug335 November 4, 2015
oppornunity
The opportunity to do something new. This is especially applicable to people who are easily bored, or have low attention spans, or who have been working on something for way too long.
oppornunity by ovsooner May 25, 2022
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doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
Cracked
Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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