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Opocorn is the trite, bland, run-of-mill and ultimately meaningless platitudes and opinions that presidential candidates and pundits deliver by weight.
GOP CANDIDATE: We will get America back on track by creating jobs because liberty...
SPEECHWRITER:: I'm sorry, senator, we're gonna have to supersize that opocorn. How about 'We will bring America back to her true greatness by executing all gays, Hispanics and Muslims on sight because freedom'?
GOP CANDIDATE: Yeah, that's a much bigger bowl of opocorn.
SPEECHWRITER:: I'm sorry, senator, we're gonna have to supersize that opocorn. How about 'We will bring America back to her true greatness by executing all gays, Hispanics and Muslims on sight because freedom'?
GOP CANDIDATE: Yeah, that's a much bigger bowl of opocorn.
by Gutterslug335 November 4, 2015
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