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operectomy

A surgical procedure where a windshield and a set of windshield wipers are
inserted into an individual's stomach. This occurs when a person's head is so far up his/her ass that he/she cannot see properly.
Although it's a risky procedure, my good friend Marie said an operectomy would remove Jonathan's ignorance on this subject.
operectomy by Citrone March 1, 2005
Related Words

opterectomy 

when your eyeballs are unhooked from your ass so you don't have such a shitty outlook on life.

my grandfather (who kicked ass) invented this expression.
MAN! you need an opterectomy you pessimist you
opterectomy by k b February 16, 2006

oophorectomy 

The woman had too many cysts on her ovaries so she had an oophorectomy to solve the problem.
oophorectomy by Dr. Ovarian December 14, 2010
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026