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operectomy

A surgical procedure where a windshield and a set of windshield wipers are
inserted into an individual's stomach. This occurs when a person's head is so far up his/her ass that he/she cannot see properly.
Although it's a risky procedure, my good friend Marie said an operectomy would remove Jonathan's ignorance on this subject.
operectomy by Citrone March 1, 2005
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opterectomy 

when your eyeballs are unhooked from your ass so you don't have such a shitty outlook on life.

my grandfather (who kicked ass) invented this expression.
MAN! you need an opterectomy you pessimist you
opterectomy by k b February 16, 2006

oophorectomy 

The woman had too many cysts on her ovaries so she had an oophorectomy to solve the problem.
oophorectomy by Dr. Ovarian December 14, 2010