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Optorectomy 

This is a surgical procedure to remove the nerve that runs between the eyeball and the asshole, with a desired result of improving the shitty outlook of the patient
Jane was a real "Debby Downer" until she had an Optorectomy last week and now she's a regular Pollyanna.
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Oopherectomy 

1. The removal of the ovaries.

2. A roast so intense, it becomes a fully evolved oof. An ooph.
"Dang, did you see that roast? He definitely got oophed."

"Yeah, he straight up preformed an Oopherectomy on that poor guy"
Oopherectomy by Chickennoodle40soup February 25, 2018