Oopage 

When a penis accidentally, barely and momentarily penetrates a woman's vagina while "mopping"

My bitch and I had an oopage while she was mopping my unit.

Oopage by Emmy Petuina November 12, 2010

oofage

The feeling of When you get totally owned

Do you feel the oofage?!

oofage by ThatSwagBag48 November 8, 2019

Oppage 

Pronounced: OP-Puhj.
Derived from the word opp.

1. Activities of the opposition.
2. Tomfoolery conducted by the opposition.

What is this oppage?

My man did a mazzaleen against the oppage.

Oppage by OPPage™️ July 15, 2020

ANAL OOZAGE

terd sweat that seeps out ones ass while eating pussy

oh shit?!? ANAL OOZAGE!!! I new that shoving a cucumber up my ass was not the best way to stop me from shitting my pants?!?!!!?

ANAL OOZAGE by ding dong dipshit January 20, 2008

Oozage 

The excretions of old people.

You can borrow my car to take my mum town, but make sure she leaves no oozage on the seats or handles.

Oozage by TCP&F July 15, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019