oofage

The feeling of When you get totally owned

Do you feel the oofage?!

by ThatSwagBag48 November 8, 2019

ANAL OOZAGE

terd sweat that seeps out ones ass while eating pussy

oh shit?!? ANAL OOZAGE!!! I new that shoving a cucumber up my ass was not the best way to stop me from shitting my pants?!?!!!?

by ding dong dipshit January 20, 2008

Oopage

When a penis accidentally, barely and momentarily penetrates a woman's vagina while "mopping"

My bitch and I had an oopage while she was mopping my unit.

by Emmy Petuina November 12, 2010

ooftage

when someone is really good looking you say they have ooftage

Carl: Dude did u see that chick?
Dave: Yeh, she has MAJOR ooftage

by Callumhutch August 5, 2008

ooflagen

(interjection) 1. a word created by Mr. Jamison making fun of a dutch speaking dog. 2. The trademark word of Jamison. 3. OOFLAGEN. Language of origin, Dutch, Youngstownese

1. What the ooflagen! 2. Oh ooflagen! 3. HOLY OOFLAGEN!!!

by Jamison Ooflagen January 8, 2009

Ooftage

1- Ooftage
a)When something is about half-boner worthy, this word is exclaimed.
b)An word used when the speaker gets excited or realise their listener might get excited
"That pic was ooftage"
2- Ooft
a)Word used when the speaker is excited, or becomes excited.

Half-boner is when the penis is half way between flacidity and being erect.

That picture was ooftage.

Ooft, that was good.

Oooooft, my days, that was hot!

by Bestenay Mever June 9, 2010

Ooffage

The feeling of “OOF.” Typically someone feels the need to say this when no answer is available..

Jon: how was your vacation ?
Bob: uh... OOF! What was that? Oh that guy has ooffage

by The Real Ginger January 25, 2018